Monday, June 28, 2004
I regret to inform you that I, Geoff Oki, died two nights ago. I'd like to thank the shot throught the heart, the knife in the back, the discovery that I lack a backbone, a shot liver, a very upset stomach, a pain in the ass, and cancer of the balls (aka losing one's marbles) for doing me in. Perhaps this is why you haven't heard from me in awhile. Perhaps this is why you won't hear from me in awhile. I hope to be resurrected in a fortnight's time (that's two weeks friends). Flowers and condolences can be sent to 938 Palm Ave. #3, West Hollywood, CA 90069.

Please take care. Don't sell my belongings yet. I hope your Oki! purchases increase in value now. Adieu.

posted at 10:27 AM

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