Saturday, September 09, 2006

mi casa es mi casa

Well, I've done it once again. I've promised grandeous exploits and stupendous stories of super sagas. Only to leave with a few days of "enh." Don't worry, I'm still writing. Even though, yes, I've made it back safely and fairly soundly to Los Angeles. My clothes may stink to high hell, my hair may be as wildly unkepmt as the Darién jungles, my throat may sting like the ruthless barbs from a Kuna child, my scorched back may be peeling like the scrumptious plantains, my legs may have the weirdest bites and rashes this side of the the West Nile... But hey, I'm alive and had an experience people would kill for.

Hope to see you soon. Keep reading Oki!

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

how Emberás-ing...

Sorry for the delay. I'm writing this on Tuesday, as you can tell by time stamp. I was away from any sort of internet for the past two days. Let me fill you on the adventures so far starting with what we did Sunday.

We woke at the butt crack of dawn because Daniel wasn't able to figure out when the tour bus was coming to the hotel to pick us up. We went down to the lobby to inquire at about 7am, and found out it was arriving at 8am. Headed back upstairs, rested a little more, then headed back down once again, just as the Aventuras 2000 bus pulled in. Only five other people were on it. Daniel and I took a seat in the way back, and shot some film from there. The driver made a stop at the grocery market for all of us to get supplies for the trip. Found some props for the movie, such as a nice $2 bottle of champagne. Lovely.

Back on the bus, we headed towards the National Park (the name of the park escapes me at the moment...) on a the bumpiest road I've ever travelled on. At some points, the potholes were so severe, i would launch off my seat. I thought I was definitely going to break my ass bone on the way back down.

The bus stopped at the edge of a river, with several Emberás men waiting at canoes. Well, canoes with outboard motors attched to the backs of them. For some history, the Emberá represent one of two linguistic groups (the other is Wounaan (Wounaan clan ain't nothin' to fuck with, I always say)) that are called the Chocóes. Archaeologist believe they emigrated here from Colombia around 1830 and are still practicing the same way of life they have been for thousands of years. Surving near the rivers of the jungle mostly in the Darién province, they fish the rivers, hunt in the jungle, and chop timber to survive. They're actually considered squatters now, since the government declared the area a national park.

Onward. We jumped into the canoe, and since I was carrying the sick ass camera, and looking like the most annoying tourist ever, they let me sit up front. I talked to our indigenous Emberá guide, Samwel (not sure if that's how he actually spells it). Such a lovely person. I know these people live quite a hard life, and have had to give up a lot, but what an extraordinary life it has been. He was wearing the traditional Emberá skirt, and that's about it. The canoe took as down the vast rivers through the jungle, until we reach a smaller part and disembarked. Our hike from there led us to a lovely waterfall and swimming hole. Quite a trek, not that it was far, but again, I was the douchebag carrying this huge ass camera even while hiking. And there wasn't much of a trail as you had to walk through some thigh high streams and over steep slippery boulders.

We shot some things at the waterfall, then made the trek back to the canoe. This time, headed to the Emberá village that Samwel lived in. His village sat on a high embankment on the river, steps leading up from the canoe docking area. As we pulled up, the people came out and began playing music. So yes, the village people came out and sang us a song and no, it was not YMCA (ouch...). Daniel and I were a bit surprised to see that all the women were topless, only a large group of beads and necklaces adorned them, and a small skirt. We quickly got over it though, I think it was more about something unexpected than shock. Nudity as life, not a problem. Nudity as sex, erotica, something totally different.

We were walked up to one of the village huts, most likely just an area for group meals or meetings, above the store areas. Their main form of income is tourism, and they make tons of handmade baskets, flutes, and jewelry. All items were made from the land they live in, the trees, the plants. We had a nice meal of cooked salty plantains and fish in a palm leaf. It was strange to be in this observatory type deck, looking down on all the people, as if they were in a wild animal park. Made me a bit uncomfortable, but we eventually went down to a dance hall area, dirt floor, thatched roof. We were given a speech by an Emberá girl in Spanish about the community. Then, a group of girls, women, boys and men come to the hall hut and perform traditional songs and dances. They didn't seem to enthused about doing it, no doubt because its become only for tourists, and clearly not for actual celebration at the moment. It left a sour taste in our mouths.

Walking around more of the village, some of my suspicions were confirmed. The people we saw, more towards the front of the village, were all dressed in traditional garb. As we walked further back into the village, we saw villagers in typical Westerner garb, t-shirts, shorts, bras, underwear hanging from clothes lines. It depressed me a little, but I suppose they have to give tourists what they expect in order to garner more attention.

We bought a few items, I would've almost felt bad if I hadn't knowing that this was their main source of money. Rain poured down, and went away again. We headed back down to the canoes. They didn't care about our depature, although another group of tourists showed up as we were leaving. Another jaunt in the canoes down the rivers, and back at the bus.

A drive that seemed longer than the way there, we finally returned to the hotel. It was only 3pm!!! We decided to take a nap for a few hours. Then woke up, ate a strange Italian dinner at the hotel, came back, and shot more scenes till pretty damn late. Crashed at 3am. Yikes.

Sunday, September 03, 2006

leave your NOMBRE por favor!!!

ok, so i can kinda guess who's been leaving most of the comments (by most i mean one of the three comments), but what would help my lonely and confused little heart in Panama is if I knew the beautiful people that were letting me know that they actually are checking this out. thanks sweeties (aka bastards). we saw AMAZING stuff today already, and its only 3pm!!! i'll tell you all about the Embarås indian tribes soon!

Saturday, September 02, 2006

I'm a Mario, I'm a gonna win



Our Saturday has finally wound down. It's 1AM here and Daniel and I put in a crazy day of filming. We woke up around 8:30AM, headed downstairs for a breakfast buffet, and immediately started filming bits and pieces. Headed back upstairs to pack up for the day. Daniel called Mario, the driver/guide/bodyguard/father-figure/cameraman/actor that he had been using of the past few days.

The first stop was Casco Viejo, a very rundown, dilapidated area of Panama City. It sits on the coast, and has several historical landmarks, monuments, and such. We walked all around the area, with Mario tagging along, filming more scenes. So many great children, running around, playing soccer, enjoying the weather and wandering the streets. Found a great shaved ice cart, only 25¢ a cone! Perfect for such a sunny, humid day.

Daniel and I shot a scene at the wharf, with Mario behind the camera. I tried my hand at acting. Failure does not come close to describing my attempt. But hey, I tried. Porr Daniel, has to rely on me for cinematography (wth do i know?) and acting (wth do i know?) and sound (wth do i know?).

Headed to a restaurant for lunch with Mario. We ordered a great great appetizer platter with sausage, fried yucca, cheese, plantains, tiny fried tortillas (nothing like the ones in Cali), and the best god damn fried pork rinds I've ever snapped my teeth into (i know, eww...).

We drove around a bit more with Mario, got him to do a taxi scene with Daniel where he picks him up and has a conversation with him. Came out pretty nice! Mario, 3 times married, 52 years old, with 6 kids in all, actually kicked a lot of ass doing the scenes. We call him Morgan Freeman. Because, well, he kinda looks like Morgan Freeman. AND he can act, of course.

Mario took us to meet his ex wife and daughter. I voyeuristically shot Daniel walking up to them, with Mario and I hiding out of sight. Then we went up and said hello together. Mario's daughter looked so young, at the oldest 20, but Mario later told us she was actually 30!!!

We made one last trip to Casco Viejo, trying to finish a few more scenes. We walked on the beach, down over the rocks and behind an abandoned crumbling mansion. We tried to complete the shots we needed, but we ended up running out of batteries. Doh.

Finally back at the hotel, I took a nice hour nap (I don't know how Daniel powers through, the dude's a frickin' machine). Went over some of our footage. Went down to the hotel Italian restaurant for some grub and beers. Back to the room to go over a bit more footage. Brainstorm with Daniel for another. And now, finally, sweet sweet sleep. Night all. I know, talking about all this filming is pretty boring, but wait till u see the footage we're compiling. We're really excited about what we're doing, and we think we'll have something pretty great to show everyone what two people and one baddass Panamanian named Mario can do.

estoy aqui


this is gonna be brief. but i made it here. the flight over was a little nightmarish. talk about it tomorrow. its 4am here. daniel didn't end up picking me up at the airport with his driver. but it worked out fine. my flight was delayed by at least 3 hours out of miami. hence, daniel wasn't sure when i was to come in. luckily, he got held up at his hotel room, and we didn't miss each other when i finally decided to grab my own taxi to the hotel room. after arriving, we headed out for a bite and a beer (ok, a few beers). panama, even in the dark, is beautiful, i feel it coming off the streets and the people and the ocean. can't wait to see it in full daylight.

in case you couldn't tell by the pic, daniel happens to be a babe magnet. sorry ladies, he's a married man. but hey, its my first night here. maybe its my extrememly long, gay hair that isn't appealing.

btw, if you plan on commenting, what would be VERY cool is if you signed it, i have no idea who left one of the last comments. but i appreciate it.

Friday, September 01, 2006

Panamaniacs!!!

Oh, where to being... It's 3:20am, I'm sitting in my room in LA waiting till 5:00am at which point i will depart for good ol' LAX. (Very bad note to self: If the Los Angeles airport should ever shutdown, buy it, and reopen it as a club called X-LAX.) So, Tricia, my little sis, has just moved into my place, and her first task: taking me to the airport.

But the real question on everyone's mind is, "Geoff, why the HELL are you going to Panama?" Trust me, I've been asking myself the same question. It started as so.

I gave a call to good pal Daniel G. last Saturday afternoon after doing an interview for a new entertainment channel (another longer story for another time). I asked what Daniel was up to, and he informed me to my surprise that he was off to Panama the upcoming Monday. Wow, fairly sudden, since I had just talked to him a week or so ago with no mention whatsoever of Panama.

Then, a question. "Want to go?" Well, of course I want to go to Panama. You mean, get the hell out of California and experience a new country? Doi (yes. i said doi). But i can't afford a trip to Panama right now! "What if I paid for your flight?" Oh. Well. Hrmm. That certainly changes things. Most notably my "Enh, wish I could" to "Hell frickin's yes indeedy."

So, the next day, Sunday, we booked a flight for myself for the upcoming Friday. Figured a few things out. Daniel left. I took care of some biz. And here we go...

Oh, and as to why we're going. Daniel is quite the spontaneous guy. He has decided to shoot a short film in Panama. Why Panama? Still not sure the answer to that one besides "Why not?" I suppose its a place that most people DON'T dream about going to, or something a bit more off the beaten path. Also, Daniel has been reading a little about the country and was inspired and intrigued by the native islanders off the coast of northern Panama. We'll be shooting all around Panama City and those islands for a few days. Lots of work, but yes, lots of fun too. Guaranteed. Photos and videos galore will be on the way. Wish us luck!